Sooo, pretty much the only thing I do all day everyday is
watch TV (well, I stream it online, but whatever). This is the list of
shows I watch or have watched. Get ready for the longest blog post
you've ever seen. PS I watch most shows because of the hot guys, so get
ready to drool, ladies.
1. The Carrie Diaries
The CW - Mondays at 7 PM
This
show is about a young Carrie Bradshaw (yes, from Sex and the City) who
is struggling to keep up with the demands of first loves in high school,
friendship drama, and an internship with a fashion magazine in
Manhattan. The reason I watch? The romantic scenes between Carrie and
her boyfriend Sebastian. Ugh, Austin Butler is a babe. Just look at him.
2. Teen Wolf
MTV - Mondays at 9 PM
Scott
McCall is your average loser. Yeah, no, even before he was a werewolf,
he was NOT a loser. He's too hot. After being bitten by werewolf Derek,
his life changes, not to mention his cute girlfriend, who so happens to
be part of a family with a long line of werewolf hunters. Yeah,
complicated. But this show is so funny and seriously every character is
hot. In order from left to right: Tyler Posey, Dylan O'brien, Crystal
Reed, Tyler Hoechlin, Colton Haynes, Holland Roden. In my opinion,
Hoechlin and Haynes aren't as cute as everyone but I guess it's just me.
O'brien and Posey are just ugh.
3. How I Met Your Mother
CBS - Mondays at 7 PM
The
show is pretty much in the narration of Ted telling his kids the WHOLE
story of how he met their mother. He meets a bunch girls and has moments
of loneliness and his friends are always there for him. You can't help
but fall in love with the friendship that you see among these 5. This
show is HILARIOUS so WATCH it because you're gunna regret it if you
don't.
PS Neil Patrick Harris (Barney) is gay in real life, sorry ladies!
4. Switched At Birth
ABC Family - Mondays at 7 PM
Daphne
and Bay were, obviously, switched at birth. Daphne is deaf and lives
with her mother and grandmother in, for a lack of better words, the
ghetto. Bay is rich, but not spoiled, and loves art. They meet and
Daphne's family moves into Bay's family's guest house so they can get to
know their real parents. Yeah. Drama. Oh! And before he went of to
boarding school (probably an excuse for filming on The Carrie Diaries),
Austin Butler was a supporting role on this show. Ugh. Yum. I'd also
like to add that there is a lot of sign language in this show, and it's
wonderful! This show was my inspiration to start learning ASL!
5. Dancing With the Stars (US)
ABC - Mondays & Tuesdays at 7 PM
Celebrities
dance with professional ballroom dancers. Who doesn't love watching
people dance?! This one of my favorite shows and the reason I've decided
to become a professional ballroom dancer. I am going to be on this
show, either as the dancer or the star. I already know it. My favorite
dancers in order: Derek Hough, Julianne Hough, Mark Ballas, and Cheryl
Burke. Yes, Derek and Julianne are siblings. Yes, that Julianne Hough in
Footloose. God, these dancers are amazing.
6. The Fosters
ABC Family - Mondays at 8 PM
This
show just started, so it's hard for me to say what it's about, but what
I have so far is that Callie gets put into yet another foster home that
has a gay couple, one of whom has a biological son, and two twins that
they adopted from the system. The Fosters, and this refers to their last
name, apparently, and not the foster kids, say that they want to be the
last home for hardened teen Callie before she moves onto a permanent
home, but they might just want to keep her. I don't really know, I watch
it for Jake T. Austin, ugh I'm in love with him. He's perfect.
7. 90210
The CW - Mondays at 7 PM
So
pretty much, this show is about Annie and her brother, Dixon, who move
to Beverly Hills from Kansas and go to high school with a bunch of other
rich kids and yes, there's LOTS of drama. They graduate but stay
friends and yes, there's STILL LOTS of drama. I don't know if it's just
me, but this show used to be great, and now it's just kinda boring. I
heard that the show ended, but it just CAN'T have. There are still
relationships that need mending.
This show is a remake. Should I watch the older version?
9. Pretty Little Liars
ABC Family - Tuesdays at 7 PM
Do
I even have to tell you what this is about? EVERYONE watches this show.
Alison died, all her friends are now being taunted and threatened by a
mysterious A who happens to know all of their secrets, making the 4
girls question Ali's death. Aria is having an affair with her English
teacher. Emily is gay. Hanna is the bulimic fashionista. Spencer is the
smart one. This show is awesome and just leaves everyone wanting more.
And here's a picture of Ian Harding I know people want. Ezra Fitz, you can be MY English teacher. Yum.
One
thing I seriously need to say is, this show kind of pisses me off. I've
read the books and this show is nothing like them! How can they make a
show that doesn't even follow the books?! Ugh.
By
the way, all you loyal Pretty Little Liar watchers, do you recognize
the newest character of the show! Um yeah, that's STEVE from The
Sleepover! Yeah, I was in love with this guy. He's so handsome.
10. Awkward.
MTV - Tuesdays at 9 PM
So
Jenna's life is made up of a bunch of seriously awkward moments that
are HILARIOUS and she has a hottie boyfriend, Matty. Who cares though
because there's a new guy, Collin, and I vote that Jenna dumps Matty and
gets with Collin. Ugh, Nolan Funk is my newest love. He's so freaking
hot! YUM YUM YUM
11. The Lying Game
ABC Family - Tuesdays at 8 PM
Emma
and Sutton were separated at birth, Emma being bounced from one foster
home to another, while Sutton lived the spoiled rich kid life. Emma
finds Sutton and they switch places so Sutton can look for their birth
mom and why they were separated in the first place. Not your thing?
Watch for Blair Redford, he's so yummy. I mean, his body. He also makes a
few appearances in Switched At Birth (I feel a weird pattern here lol).
12. America's Got Talent
NBC - Tuesdays at 8 PM
Okay,
this is self explanatory. People compete with their talents to win a
million dollar show. Yay. Best part are the auditions because you're
surprised by people's talents or lack thereof.
13. So You Think You Can Dance (US)
FOX - Tuesdays at 7 PM
At
first, I honestly didn't like this show because I thought it was all
contemporary dancing, and don't get me wrong, I really like watching
people contemporary dance when it's emotional to make me cry, but was I
going to watch a bunch of contemporary dancers compete for, I'm still
unsure what? No. But then I found out that it's ANY type of dancing and
there are people who audition for ballroom! I was like whaaaaat?! I
mean, if Dancing With the Stars doesn't work out, here's my second
chance!
I have no doubt in my mind that one of these 3 from Season 10 are going
to win. When I watched Amy's
audition, I knew she was the one who was going to win. I just knew. In
the off-chance she doesn't, one of the other two have to. These are
GOING to be the last 3 on the show.
In order from left to right: Malece Miller, Fik-Shun Stegall (who happens to be from Vegas too [whoa is that the
first hint to who I really am? Uh.... yeah]), and Amy Yakima (SHE RETWEETED AND MENTIONED ME ON TWITTER!!!).
14. American Horror Story
FX - Wednesdays at 9 PM
Yo,
this show is creepy. Every season, there's a new setting but it's still
hella creepy. First season was about a family who moved into a new
house that happened to be "haunted" I guess, by ghosts. I mean, this one
only got creepy at the end, but still. Season 2, now that was crazy. It
was set in an insane asylum and do I really need to say more? But I
suggest you watch it. I'm in love with this show. Know who else I'm in
love with? Evan Peters. mmmmm yum. Another guy from The Sleepover? Whoa
haha, but he's not the dumb skater anymore. He's scrumptious now haha.
15. Supernatural
The CW - Wednesdays at 8 PM
Wow,
how do I even begin to explain Supernatural? Long story short, Sam and
Dean are pretty much like, hunters of the supernatural. They're trying
to save the world from demons and something bigger, but what? Well I
don't know exactly. But whatever, I don't want it to end. I need my
weekly doses of Dean. Some say Sam is cuter, um no. Jensen Ackles over
Jared Padalecki any day. Jensen is just, funny and cute and mmmmm YUM.
HIS BODY TOO UGH.
16. Glee
FOX - Thursdays at 8 PM
Yes,
I'm a Gleek. Glee is pretty much about a high school glee club (singing
covers pretty much and performing them) and the drama in their group.
It's funny, there's romance, there are some heart breaking moments. Plus
Kate Hudson is on the show now! Yay! You might be surprised, but no, I
don't have a yummy guy for this show. Don't get me wrong, there are
plenty of cute guys, I'm just not really into the show for that. If
anything, there was Puck, but he graduated already so.
17. The Vampire Diaries
The CW - Thursdays at 7 PM
Elena
(center) meets brothers Stefan (left) and Damon (right), who are
vampires, starts dating Stefan, and lives with the dangers of dating a
vampire. I don't know, but Stefan is hot. Damon's okay, even though
people like him more.... Awkward, he's not that cute, but Elena (Nina
Dobrev) is dating him (Ian Somerhalder) in real life. Whatever. The real
hidden gem of this show? Michael Trevino who plays Tyler Lockwood, a
werewolf. Look at his body, YUM.
18. The X Factor (US)
FOX - Thursdays at 7 PM
Pretty
much another American Idol, except if the judges don't like you, the
can "X" you out, which is like a huge buzzer, and it's in front of
thousands of people. I love Simon by the way. He's mean, but he knows a
good singer when he hears one. I hope Demi Lovato comes back to judge
for the next season too. She's an amazing singer and knows when someone
has potential.
19. Nikita
The CW - Fridays at 7 PM
My
current show. Love. Action packed, but the thing is, all the action is
done by sexy Nikita, rogue agent and assassin. This show is awesome. It
has an air of seriousness most of the time, but it has its funny
moments. Another reason I watch. My first true love: Shane West. Does
anyone remember him in A Walk to Remember? It's my favorite movie and I
fell in love with Landon Carter. Ugh, and he's STILL handsome.
20. The Walking Dead
AMC - Sundays at 8 PM
Yeah
so pretty much, a group of people are fighting for survival in a world
that has turned everyone to zombies. It's freaking crazy. Like,
seriously, it's crazy. Love it. Who doesn't love some gory zombie
killin'? I'm not sure if it's just me, but this last season was a little
boring. Nonetheless, I'm still a loyal watcher.
21. Once Upon A Time
ABC - Sundays at 7 PM
Okay,
this is hard to explain. Pretty much, every single fairy tale character
you know, well, they're stuck in the human world. Yup. Emma, the main
character, has lived her whole life in the real world and has now met
her parents, who happen to be Snow White and Prince Charming. She has
come to save them and send them back to their world, with the help of
her son, Henry. Pretty good show. I guess the only cute guy I can talk
about is Emma's love, and baby daddy just sayin', Neal, played by
Michael Raymond-James.
22. The Killing
AMC - Sundays at 8 PM
Since
they're only on the second season, I can't really say much. I'm
guessing each season is a new case for Linden and Holder. First season
is the case of a missing 17 year old girl. You would NEVER guess her
killer. It's a little gloomy, honestly, but it's a really good show.
Intense.
23. Revenge
ABC - Sundays at 8 PM
So,
Amanda Clarke's father was framed for being a terrorist and Amanda has
come back to exact revenge on the people who did this to her family.
First season was intense. It was really good, a lot of chaos was
stirred. Season 2 was a little null. But it's a good show nonetheless
and I can't wait for the next season to start.
24. Dexter
Showtime - Sundays at 8 PM
Wow,
I've stuck with Dexter for 7 whole seasons and it's about to start it's
8th and last season in less than a week! I can't imagine what's going
to happen! I'm a little nervous, I hope it doesn't end really stupid,
I'm gunna be hella pissed. Dexter is a blood splatter analyst, but
secretly he's a serial killer. He only kills bad people, but I mean, he
still KILLS people, and lots of them. It's a little funny to see him so
close to people who catch killers when he is one himself, and he has dry
humor too, so I'm not sure if you'd like it, but I certainly love it.
25. True Blood
HBO - Sundays at 8 PM
This
show is all over the place. Vampires and faeries, what. And vampires
are actually known by the human population! It's crazy. I just, I can't
tell you what this is about, really. It's a jumble, but I really love
this show. I don't know. Anna Paquin is just a great actress I guess.
And yes, this show is based off of a series, but no, I have not read it.
I know, shame on me.
No one cute.
Except for the appearance of Michael Raymond-James.
<-- This is hot.
26. Breaking Bad
AMC - Sundays at 8 PM
You
know, I really don't know why I watch this show. Most shows I watch are
at the recommendation of my older brother, and I got hooked after a
couple episodes, but honestly, this show is so boring. Like, it's not
even funny. It's serious. and you know what it's about? A guy who has
cancer and wants to make sure his family is financially ready for his
death, so he cooks and sells meth with his partner and former chemistry
student. Yeah, he's a teacher. It's a pretty effed up show. But this
last season ended so crazy, I need to know how it ends!
27. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
E! - Sundays at 8 PM
I
know what you're thinking, but stop. This show isn't THAT bad. I mean,
yes, all of the Kardashians are pretty much stupid, but you can't help
but laugh at all their stupid family problems. The only thing that's
seriously weird is the easiness they all feel with talking about sex to
each other. Like, that's your mom. Stop. It's gross. Plus, I'm pretty
obsessed with Kendall and Kylie Jenner, who occasionally make an
appearance on the show. My favorite Kardashian, you ask? I'd have to say
either Khloe or Kourtney. Khloe is just freaking weird and she's thick
(unlike the rest of the family) and funny. Kourtney's the only one who
seems to be normal. I mean, if I don't get to watch an episode, no big
deal.
28. Gossip Girl
The CW - Mondays at 8 PM - SERIES ENDED
Seriously
one of my favorite shows. Okay, so, the rich kids in Manhattan have
tons of drama. I mean, what else do you expect from kids who can pretty
much do anything and buy anything they want? Then a mystery person
starts a blog about them and divulges everyone's deep, dark secrets,
VERY publicly (EVERYONE) reads the blog. This show also contains one of
my favorite fictional couples. But are they really fictional? I refuse
to think so. They just, belong together. Ugh, Blair Waldorf and Chuck
Bass. I can't handle it.
This friendship. I'm envious.
Blair and Serina.
Leighton Meester and Blake Lively.
The moment these two fell in love. Most perfect moment.
Blair and Chuck's wedding. 2nd most perfect moment of the entire show.
I live for them.
29. Make It or Break It
ABC Family - Mondays at 8 PM - SERIES ENDED
This
show is the reason I even do gymnastics. These girls compete
gymnastics, but their heads aren't all in the game. There's plenty of
drama. There are some HEART-BREAKING moments. The show ended BUT THEY
DID NOT RESOLVE EVERYTHING AND I'M PISSED. THEY NEED TO BRING IT
BACK!!!! And you know it, there's a cute guy. A musician with a
tortured soul. Whaddya know. Ugh, Johnny Pacar is so cute. And another
fictional couple I love. Damon and Emily. Who knows? Maybe I'll be
competing one day and find a Damon for myself. Can't wait.
Aren't they perfect? Waaaah
30. Skins (US)
MTV - Mondays at 9 PM - SERIES ENDED
Yeah,
sex, drugs, friendship. Excuse my language but this show is fucked up.
They cancelled it because MTV promotes Above the Influence (not doing
drugs) and this was just full of weed and poppin' pills. Honestly
though, this made me feel like my life was fucked up and made me never
want to do drugs. Like, seriously. Tea was my fav of course. And no,
that's not some allusion that I'm a lesbian or bi, because I'm not.
31. The Secret Life of the American Teenager
ABC Family - Mondays at 7 Pm - SERIES ENDED
Can
I just not talk about this show. I'm really pissed at how it ended.
This show is just about a girl who gets pregnant and the consequences of
it. And more sex, sex, sex. I only kept watching it to make sure that
Ricky and Amy got married. THEY DID NOT GET MARRIED. a;sdknaor PISSED. I
wasted so much of my life on this show.
32. Heroes
NBC - Mondays at 8 PM - SERIES ENDED
This
show used to be really good. Until it got.... disappointingly boring.
It's about a bunch of people who have super powers and they try to save
the world from a guy who has used his power for evil and killed others
to take their powers. They saved the world once, then the world was in
jeopardy again it just, I can't even say how boring it was.
33. One Tree Hill
The CW - Wednesdays at 7 PM - SERIES ENDED
This
show was perfect! It teaches so many good morals, and has the right
amounts of drama, seriousness, funny, sad, and thrilling. It shows that
the popular cheerleader can actually have a good heart, or can be a
rock/punk kinda girl, that the jock isn't always a total asshole, or can
change, and that the nerd can still get the guy. I couldn't stop
watching! ....Until they graduated high school. When they became adults,
it kinda went downhill. Now don't think I'm saying it sucked, because
I'm not! It was still such a good show, just not as good as when they
were in high school. Still love it though.
34. Prison Break
FOX - Fridays at 7 PM - SERIES ENDED
This
show was awesome! I love thrillers. Michael managed to plan a prison
break out 3 times. He's so smart, not to mention cute. Ugh, Wentworth
Miller. You should have just talked in your British accent. Whatever,
still yummy. WATCH THIS SHOW.
35. Weeds
Showtime - Sundays at 9 PM - SERIES ENDED
Nancy's
husband dies, she starts selling weed to help pay for her family, and
it basically becomes the family business. It's hilarious, though I gotta
say that sometimes you can't help but hate Nancy. She can be a
manipulative bitch sometimes. One thing that makes it worth watching?
Hunter Parrish, yum. And yes, he has an insane body.
8. Skins (UK)
E4 - Mondays at 4 PM
Yeah,
I watched this on Netflix, so I don't really know how it airs or even
on BBC. Anyway. I am emotionally attached to this show. This show has 3
generations, like 3 different groups of kids. Mhm, I only like
Generation 1, but I could tolerate Generation 3. Anyway, this show is
the original one, so the US version is just the remake. It's about a
bunch of kids who do drugs and have sex and they all have their own
problems, but the difference between this and the US version is that
they create a friendship that is perfect and even though they have
severe problems, they know that they have each other. my favorite
couple, the equivalent to how much I love Blair and Chuck, is Cassie and
Sid. They're perfect. And maybe I love them because I am pretty much
Cassie and Sid is cute and loves her, even though she's fucked up. Maybe
it's just what I want.
Yeah, it's sad. But it's real.
How could you not love them?
They're perfect.
But I did mention she was insane right?
LOL
So
I guess I do watch plenty of shows. No wonder I NEVER get any homework
done. I'm still open to new shows, so please leave some suggestions in
the comments. Or don't.
If
you actually read this whole thing, I love you. Cause it was a pain in
the ass to make this post. I'm sorry if anything looks weird. This thing
is stupid.
xoxo Anon Giraffe
